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|  | This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass . |  | 
 
|  | This user is a big pianist , and as such believes they are better  than all other musicians . |  | 
 
|  | This user plays bass , because it attracts groupies  without the need for excessive rehearsal time. |  |