User:TKF/Shaggy
Shaggy is an alleged rapper whose itis knows no bounds. He is one of the very few people to have not done a single thing in their entire life, a world record he shares with most teenagers.
That's a bald-faced lie[edit | edit source]
He has done stuff! He's made plenty of songs! Some of them were even hits! Inexplicable hits, really, but hits nonetheless.
Nope.[edit | edit source]
It wasn't him. Have you any proof?
Yep, actually.[edit | edit source]
I caught him making some songs in the studio. I caught him writing lyrics on the sofa. I caught him singing in the shower. I even saw his music video on camera!
Nope[edit | edit source]
It wasn't him. Not him, not doing any of those things. He's never done any of those, not even once, nope. Why would he ever write music or sing? He's never attempted anything remotely like that in his life—why start now?
Plus, how did you know he was singing in the shower?
I just walked into his house[edit | edit source]
He had given him an extra key.
So, does that mean...[edit | edit source]
...it was also you who stole his new TV and banged his girlfriend last week?
Nope[edit | edit source]
It wasn't me.
Aha![edit | edit source]
It wasn't Shaggy either! He never had a TV. Or a girlfriend. Or anything. Because he's never done a single thing in his life besides lay in bed and wait for the atrophy to sink in.