User:The EU

This user is a Eurocrat please help Uncyclopedia by taking him to Brussels.

Welcome to my user page, where you can find all things European. In my full time I am a pupil at a grammar school in the South of England, as well as a contributor to Uncyclopedia. In my spare time I am the president of the European Union, as well as the European Commissioner for Devon.

I am a Eurocrat, so I don't always speak in 'English (UK)' nor that nasty American thing 'English (US)'. Instead I use a variant known as 'English (European)', which has a few noticible differences, the main being each vowel is repeated twice. An example is shown below:

The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox. English (UK)

Thee quiick broown doog juumps ooveer thee laazy foox. English (European)

Just for good measure, I have shown the US variant as well.

ver kwik brown dog jumpz over ver lazey focks