User:The Dead Body in Your Freezer
“God, It's so cramped in here.”
– The Dead Body in Your Freezer
Hey, you, yes you, who else? It's me, the dead gal in your freezer. I created an account and user page to tell you to get a new freezer, This one is WAY too small, can't even lay down properly! Either get a new freezer or find a new place to hide me! And if you're wondering where I got a device to do this, I'm using your old laptop. Dunno why you put it in here, but who really cares about that. And how I'm typing this, well, you got black mold, the spores woke me up. I'll be waiting. P.S. Also, bring your necrophiliac friend around again sometime, I really like him. Even got a cute outfit and everything. Thanks! Also your fridge is empty, you need to get groceries soon.
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