User:ThePublicEnemy

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

ThePublicEnemy

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This is my webpage on Uncyclopedia. Personally, I think Encyclopedia Dramatica is funnier, but...

Even though I'm no moderator, I decided to protect Metallica Article.

If you want to talk to me, send me message or post something on talk page.

Anyway, Don't mess around with my edit and feel that you will get away with that shit. I'm gonna get you, bitch.

WARNING:The edits I have made may contain poor attempt at political joke, sexual joke, show of retardedness and short-mindedness. But then, they may not. Who knows?

Message to People: Stop freakin Messing Around with Metallica Article. It's friggin annoying.