User:That Guy Huffed Me/How The Republican Stole Spongebob

Every Gay

Down in Gay-ville

Liked Spongebob a lot

But The Christian Republican

Who Lived SOUTH of Gay-ville

DID NOT!

The Republican hated gay-rights, He considered it treason.

Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps his head was screwed on too far right

It could be, that his cowboy hat was to tight

But I think the most likely reason of all

May have been that his brain was two sizes too small

But what ever the reason, his brain or his hat

He stood there on election day, and caused quite a spat.

He rigged the vote and beat honest Mr. Gore,

And thought Iraq would be a nice place for a war.

But before he did that he wanted just one thing done,

To destroy that Spongebob and all homosexual scum.

For he thought that his idea was moral and good

He was convinced Bikini Bottom was a gay-bourhood.

He sent in the CIA and the National Guard

And rounded up a random bunch of random retards

He named them his cabinet and partied for days

But then he got straight to work and arrested those gays.

So now Spongebob's life is set to end in tears,

For he can't get parole for 70 years.

And since sponges have an average lifespan of 24

He's always found saying "Why didn't I vote for Gore?"