User:Tennis

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

Tennis. A sport. Well for those of you "idiots" who don't know how to play, heres a guide. .1. Count on the males to provide the ball .2. Don't be a Micheal Jackson! He just sucks on the ball .3. Tennis means Titties

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.4. Firmly grip the racket. Pretend its the tongue meeting the ball .5. Make the droolicky hit the ball! .6. Hit the ball over the net. For Donald Trumps sake, don't get insurance if your an idiot .7. Don't kill the other player