User:Simonseville

Simon Seville(me)

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Simon Seville is a small, furry animal of a species commonly known as a 'chipmunk'. Just recently, he joined the order of wikipedia. This was due to a shift in the balance of power in the popular trio, Alvin and the chipmunks. Until further notice, he will be living in the wilia server, safe from assasins.

Biography

Simon Seville was invented in 1956 by rostrum 'bag'man, in an unfortunate accident involving a helium filled ballon and a small rodent. The helium when administered damaged the vocal chords of the rodent, and inexplicably heightened his intelligence and bestowed on him the dubious gift of immortality. As rostrum bagman, at the time a streetbum, had little cash, he set up a travlling show, ...