User:Schampi
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| This little shrimp likes modding templates... |
And that's why he modded this one. Congratulations, you found text! |
| Schampi | |
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Phyll of crap |
| Class | Mage |
| Order | Execute all living things above water level. |
| Family | Wife and fifteen thousand children. |
| Genus | Genocidal |
| Species | Shrimp |
| Binomial name | |
| Nephrops norvegicus | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Water strike |
| Secondary armament | Ice blast |
| Power supply | Seafood |
| Health | Invincible |
| Mana | Unlimited |
| Strength | Overpowered |
| Intelligence | Underpowered |
| Weight | 1800 Kg |
| Length | 32 meters |
| Special attack | Airophobia |
| Conservation status | |
| 4 degrees celsius. Preferably in the refridgerator. | |
Hola señors y señoritas. My name is Schampi, because I'm a friggin' scampi. Well, actually, I'm a scampo as scampi is just the plural form of scampo. Anyhow, scampo is the italian name for the Norway lobster, which, according to American rules, makes me a communist... But, since I'm not American, I can screw the rules and just say the truth: I'm not a communist. So now that we have that all sorted out (or mixed up) we may continue our tour in the hall of mighty shrimp.
Or not...[edit | edit source]
I ran out of things to write...
Do as the Lord commands![edit | edit source]
The Galactic Empire wants you. Just ask Vader! But that doesn't have anything to do with anything. I just kinda liked that image...