User:Savethemooses/Annual Savethemooses Parade

The Annual Savethemooses Parade is held every year in Halifax, Canada. It honors Savethemooses, an Uncyclopedia administrator and local deity. The people of Halifax praise his works, which are even featured in the Daily News. Savethemooses has not yet been able to attend, citing "scheduling conflicts" and "xenophobia".

Festivities include baby-eating (in the streets) and the singing of "Rock Lobster" by the B-52s.

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Disposing of the vanity is a good thing before we become Uncyclop*dia Dramatica. Then it'll be all your fault for not fixing it.