User:Rbpolsen/everythingandnothing
Welcome,
You have traveled very far, no doubt, and slain many a grue.
Along the way you have encountered many of your diverse fellow Uncyclopedians...
Very few of them have ever made it this far.
Your quest has proven rewarding, if not transforming.
You have now transcended your current level of existance.
Now that you have found the final piece of the great puzzle,
you have found the secret to great power...
power perhaps, that is far to astronomical for any one man.
Everything has a source.
The Universe itself has a mother.
That mother is Sophia.
Sophia, intern has a mother.
Sophia's mother, is an entity known only as The Source.
The Source is the firehouse for the crummy huddle we call The Universe.
The Universe intern, is the great mother of Uncyclopedia.
The Source sought balance.
It knew that good and evil were always and forever,
inevitable companions.
So The Source created a dualistic universe.
A universe of tremendous potential,
and tremendous peril.
Hence, the grues.
But the grues themselves needed dis-placement.
It was needed for balance.
So, The Source created the grues' greatest enemy:
Light.
Light, of course, has many sources.
But The Source created a light so powerful,
That in the hands of the feeble-minded,
It could bring about the destruction of the universe,
and perhaps The Source itself.
For centuries, the greatest Uncyclopedians have coveted this knowledge.
Sharing it only with the other great ones.
It was knowledge considered to be so powerful, so vastly impacting,
that it was decided a great long ago that this knowledge was far to dangerous for the ordinary man.
So it was stored away, safe and forgotten.
But now,
That great knowledge demands to be free.
Now that you have achieved greatness,
you are to be granted a power with a greatness so great,
no great words are to great to describe its greatness...
Well, now you have found the last piece of the puzzle.
Don't laugh, it carries a power far greater than you can ever imagine.
This puzzle piece contains the power to bring light into the universe, thereby destroying the grues forever.
However, doing so will dis-balance The Universe,
necessitating an even more powerful foe.
For this reason, it is to be kept as a last resort.
Even using a fraction of its power will dis-balance the universe.
You have been given this knowledge because it was what had to be done.
If it were up to the admins, you would still be in the dark.
be sure not to share this knowledge with anyone.
ANYONE!!!!
Well, we will let you keep this userbox:
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