User:Paizuri/Survey

This is a survey, conducted by the State to find out your opinion on stuff. Please fill in the bubbles with a No. 2 pencil, and do not cheat. (Yes, I'm looking at you, <insert name here>). You have x minutes starting whenever the hell you feel like it.

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Do you like my userpage?

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Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!)

It's better than sex!

Meh.

No. Just kidding! But really.

IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 41ACF356907A0889483481B76B5BB73C

Do you think I'm a good writer?

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Yes.

Reading your articles is better than sex!

Meh.

I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 486262FFA677B31476C933BB698F8F43

Where do I live?

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Um...Europe?

Some continent

Meh.

The moon. Obviously.

YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 0BD9C734D241B29E984B756DE70B4365

Do you like me?

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I wuv u!

Only if you give me a cookie.

Meh.

Uh...sure.

UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id 5087DA22FA2CCF22896FE38BA1109071

I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general?

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They're smelly and can't spick English.

Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country.

Meh.

Tacos!

I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 18:38, 6 January 2013.

poll-id DEFD94D88516CEF016FE8A95D13D6C8B

What is your general opinion of Uncyclopedia?

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Uncyclopedia is the worst!

Fuck Uncyclopedia

Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever

I hate Uncyclopedia

Fuck you uncyclopedia admin's

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 16:08, 11 January 2013.

poll-id 730610439857EF7D2D5C62A3CC76386C

Generic pointless underbrush.

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A soft, gentle torture session

Air guitar with a sword

Falling out of gravity

Swimming in a sea of concrete

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 16:08, 11 January 2013.

poll-id 59A5ABDEA9C75541437A4FE6C732FBE1

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Thank you for taking my survey, <insert name here>. Unless you didn't.... in which case I'll be over there crying peeling an onion...