User:Oscarwilderules/International Academy

IA, much more floral and pleasant-looking than in real life.

The International Academy was created in 1450, by Aristotle, or so some of its advertisements claim. Widely known as the "nerd school" of Oakland County, it prides itself on its academic standards. Even more famous, perhaps, is the school's history of scandal. Seemingly innocent freshman computer nerd Mark Something (I forget, he was expelled) hacked into the grade systems to change his grades. A notorious dumbfuck, Mark once got a record 0.5% on a French test (surprisingly, this bit of information is NOT made up). I can only assume he spelled his own name wrong, and the lenient teacher gave him the .5% for trying. He also inserted a record number of papaya recipes in the International Academy Cookbook, made for a fundraiser so that your mom, too, can completely fail at an attempt to cook ethnic food. International Academy, full of different cultures (most notably Asian, Indian, and German) is a place full of race humor. Some of the Germans are also really fucking rich, most notably Philipp Denz, who regularly wears $300 Dolce & Gabana pants to school.