User:One-eyed Jack/Sandbox

Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos: "It takes a great writer to admit he's a rotten hack, Amigo."

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Come visit Stellenbosch today! Here in beautiful Stellenbosch we have the largest wooden wildebeest in the world. And also men with pogosticks! So book a tour right now, and don't forget your Uncyc VISA card...the only card that pays in laughs!   Paid for by the Committee to Pimp Stellenbosch.

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I saw a house on fire: Dudley Moore sings.