User:Nikau/Inconvenience store
“Welcome to Wal-Fart, how may I be of inconvenience?”
An inconvenience store is the same as a convenience store, minus the convenience. In fact, inconvenience stores are destroying the economy by ripping consumers off their hard-earned money when they need something the most. The prices are so astonishingly high that all consumer confidence in the law of the markets are destroyed when stepping into an inconvenience store. At least, most of them sell booze, reinforcing their inconvenience status by raising the alcoholism level, much to the delight of everyone. However, should you need a convenient item at a reasonable price and expiry date, an inconvenience store will traumatize you for life.
Geopraphic situation[edit | edit source]
An inconvenience store may be situated everywhere. Some are on street corners, right next to prostitutes. That may actually be convenient if you are into that sort of thing, but you will be ripped off even further. The purpose of the convenience store being on a street corner is to attract a larger consumers' base, who will certainly commit armed robbery in the near future since their financial situation will have been destroyed by that 5.99$ for a bag of bread.
Abysmal consumer service[edit | edit source]
As you no doubt have noticed, the clerks in an inconvenience store are part of the problem. When asked about the location of an item you may want, they will answer: It's either alley 25 or 26, or it could be in our waffle department. Or maybe near the West wall. In doubt, go ask an equally clueless cashier." "But you have one in your hand", you may reply. Ooops!
Also, it is a bad idea to bring back an item that exploded while you were using it, since the procedures to honor a guarantee are more complicated than trying to get the government to declassify a Top Secret document.