User:Mr-ex777/Duel Masters/Sacred Fist Saga
Story[edit | edit source]
The Civilizations cooperated with each other and formed Multicolored creatures. Then for some odd reason Five Avatars descended and attempted to take over the world and even Uberdragon Bajula can do nothing against it. After then A sixth avatar appeared and destroyed all of them. Mostly happened in peacetime and thus there are rarely any wars. Unfortunately, the same can't be said with the real world.
What Actually Happened[edit | edit source]
Aquan continued to rule the world, until a new menace called "Bombazar, Dragon of Destiny" descended and it started out humble just like the My Little Pony phenomenon. Not to say aside of Bombazar there were also a few very rares that are guaranteed to cause the opponent to surrender due to their sheer Faggotry, Namely "Gaulezal Dragon", "King Oquanos" and "Balza, Seeker of hyperpearls" who literally made anyone who pulled them explode. Then DM-11 appeared and the set is mostly considered of shite aside of the Miraculous line of spells which proven to be super-broken as TWO out of 5 of the spells were banned to 1 copy later. There's also "Wave Strikers" but Nobody Cares.
Let's Return to the main topic.
At DM-12, The avatars descended but they were not the main thing that players worried about. What they worried about is Bombazar, Dragon of Destiny which was unleashed from it's shackle as Aquan was banned to only 1 copy. Then the raging dragon started to rape the metagame like a loli as opponents see it and found out it's effect is "When you put this creature into the battle zone, you win the game"...
No. But still, since it gave the player an EXTRA TURN which is close to winning the game since your opponent can do nothing aside of seeing all of his shields get broken because all of his blockers are tapped and even if Bombazar is destroyed, the extra turn continues and the opponent will still get owned. At the end of the extra turn the player loses the game but so what. And since it was so broken, it forced wizards to place it on a watch list but due to the fact that they realize how much of a fuck-up they had caused they Discontinued the game. The end.
NOPE
And there's still the Japanese Version of the game, ran by Takara Tomy. Since then, the entire game is Japanese only and this soon became the cause of the end of the Magic the Gathering stage. Speaking of this aside, DM-13 was released and while The mainstay is Opposing forces such as Light and Darkness started to cooperate with each other, The REAL mainstay is the wrath of Bombazar's faggotry who quickly turned into a rape just like the wrath of ponyfaggotry unleashed onto the internet. Due to the rape, Bombazar was limited to only 1 copy. The end...OR IS IT?
Notable Cards[edit | edit source]
- Bombazar, Dragon of destiny: The equivalent of My Little Pony to the internet. Thankfully it's stoppable but the catastrophe it caused literally raped the game like a wet dog. Then it was called the catastrophe of DA because it turned the game itself into shite.
- Gaulezal Dragon: The reverse counterpart of Bombazar, is a 9 to 11000 quasi vanilla double breaker that transcends the barrier of shite and turns into grade AAA+++ Super-trash. Even Giriel is 8 to 11000. This is just transcending the barrier and thus it is known as the worst foil ever due to it's absurd faggotry.
- Soulswap: Just swapped creatures in the mana zone and the battle zone. Caused many insane loop combos and was banned completely.
- Klujadras: Cow dung with foil. Why is this super rare and not common?
- Miraculous Spells: A group of super-broken spells that were subtle but do their job well. Two out of 5 spells in the cycle were banned to only 1 copy, Which is Miraculous Plague, which removed 2 creatures and two mana and can be recycled for more, and Miraculous Snare which puts non-evolution creatures into the shield zone, which is freaking difficult to recover and also removes gigantic world terminating creatures for only THREE mana. Just imagine it had shield trigger; the world will end.
- Wise Starnoid, avatar of Hope: the weakest of the avatars, it owned Uberdragon Bajula despite he has only 9000 power yet Uberdragon Bajula has 9000! Anyway in real life it is impossible, but it's one of the only few reliable shield addition methods.
- Eternal Phoenix, Phoenix of the Dragonflame: Some comically horrible bullshit that TT call a mascot card. Just no. Really.
- Balforce, the Demonic Holy spirit: Once you thought you had like 6 or so weenies and are about to win, This guy appears and all your weenies are dead because all of them attack if able and this guy can block any number of creatures and your field is literally emptied with lulz. Bonus effects with grand cross catastrophe and silver glory, described later.
- Pacific Champion: Literally impossible to stop, appears on the second turn and also has 5000 power and drives players insane. Was finally defeated when TT banned it to 1 copy.
- Judgement of the fire's spear and the water's blade: All creatures with 3000 power or less are useless in front of it. You even get to draw cards for each creature destroyed!