User:Master Bastard
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“. . . Wasn't he The Atomic Bastard the last time I checked? ”
“If we meet this 'atomic bastard' again, we'll fucking lynch him. ”
“Fuck, these annoying bastards are idiots. ”
“<insert name here> is next. ”
Who?[edit | edit source]
A training cartoonist who wanders around slums at midnight, wearing a tie. He has lost 39 cell phones and $698.25 in this way.
What?[edit | edit source]
A tie, several dip pens, and a cell phone (definitely will be gone by next week).
Where?[edit | edit source]
The slums of New York.
When?[edit | edit source]
Midnight.
Why?[edit | edit source]
You tell me.
How?[edit | edit source]
An abomination of nature.
The Atomic Bastard? Oh, um . . . never heard of him.[edit | edit source]
Master Bastard is NOT the Atomic Bastard, his computer was NOT hacked to death, and he did NOT fool the hackers by faking his death. End of story.