User:Jwsd10/Eva Mendes

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Thinking to herself... Are my tits big enough?

Eva Mendes is a typical Latina ; A "Latina" is also known as: a slut / a bitch / a whore. Eva is a second-rank actress, who happens to be a "Chicana". She is best known for being "the" cock-sucker for all Mexican Presidents.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Like most Latinas, Eva Mendes was sexually abused by her male family members (at an early age). This left her traumatise, which can obviously be seen from her sexy, but "weird", messed-up looking smile.

Filmography[edit | edit source]

  • Once Upon a FUCK in Mexico

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