User:Jonab1234
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Alliance of Vallient arms[edit | edit source]
AVA[edit | edit source]
“RUSSIA FTW!!”
“YOU ONLY HAVE 20 SEC TO DEFUSE WHILE THE TIME LIMIT IS 19!!”
“We should exclude South Korea from playing this game!!Lee Myung bak”
Origins[edit | edit source]
Ava was created in North Korea in 2005 near Bungie studios. One day looking out the window at The Bungie HQ Lee Myung bak came up with a idea besides invading North Korea. When he was sleeping with his wife the earlier day he had a dream. Modern day Russia vs all Europe. When starring at Bungie HQ he immediately knew the war would never happen. So in 2010 after Bungie finally created "Reach" their fourth last game. Suddenly 2'000'000 koreans jumped and invaded the HQ shot down 1 security guard and stole Bungies lastest ideas, AVA. The Koreans immediately forced them to swear never to make halo again and give them ideas. Thats why today Reach came as the final game and Reaches last mission was deleted due to classified information. Alliance of Vallient arms the game was released 15 hours later thanks to millions of smart Korean slave Programmers or (SKSP)or Programmers made slaves (PMS)
The Game[edit | edit source]
AVA the game despite made from Koreans,came to be a great success WITH OVER 257 PLAYERS and maybe counting.... Even though it had many weapons (mostly Russian) people were still buying only the ak47 for some apparent reason.
Players[edit | edit source]
- 68% Koreans forced to play and be noob
- 2% (PMS) hackers
- 0.00000000000000000000002% white people
- 0.00000000000000000000001% black people
- 900% Russians
- 0.9% Secret service South Koreans
trying to steal AVA for sf project