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This is what a plastroid might look like.

“It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait it's a plastroid.”

~ crazy guy on plastroids

“For it to be a plastroid it must be 96.251% plastic.”

~ Albert Einstein on Plastroids

“Who would want to figure out what the fuck else was in it. That shit smells bloody fucking awful.”

~ Ozzy Osbourne on Plastroids

History

Plastroids are much like their sister the astroid. Plastroids were discovered by the blind scientist in 1800 B.C. A plastroid is an amazing thing. is is an astroid made out of plastic and the way it was discovered was when a man went over to the ground and smelled it. it smelled awful. Now people didn't know what plastic was back then but the man kept it hidden for a long time. We have found out that it was plastic. Although some people suggest that it may be an alien testicle and we didn't actually get real stuff from a blind man.

“A blind scientist can't see what he's picking up off the gound.”

~ Captain Obvious on Blind Scientists

Important Uses

Plastroids have one major use. New York City and other big cities, blame the bad smells of their cities on plastroids during the occasional meteor shower, or plastroids shower as they like to call it. They also say that this causes it to smell year round. Although noone would dare go near it scientist believe that we would acquire high quality plastic from it. I mean I'm talkin' premium grade bro! One ounce of this valuable plastic would be worth nearly $2000. Let that sink in.

The Study of Plastroids

We have made a few advances on the discovery of what exactly a plastroid is. In fact, we have gotten close up photos of one. This man got closer to one than any other man would. No one can withstand the smell. He got within 1,000 miles of it. these pictures show that plastroids are more than they appear. They are not just flaming balls of plastic, they are flaming balls of highly dense melted plastic, but people still say that it could be an alien testicle.

“They are alien testicles! I know it!”

~ A scientologist on Plastroids

“He's a scientologist. He's gay, so naturally he wants it to be a testicle.”

~ A real scientist on Scientologists

“I thought Testicles was a famous greek man”

~ anonymous on Testicles