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“Hee hee...”
“Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.”
“A dxisycle man walked into a bra”
“Oh, dude, I forgot I still owe you a twenty”
Jake McCoy is a TV celebrity and author known for his work "To F**K a Mockingbird for Dummies" and "The Bible". He is currently the host of Deal or No Deal, a game where you choose cases filled with money, and you never win the damn one million dollars. He was known during the 80s for his constant drug abuse when he joined the band known as Motley "fucking" Crue. Shrooms were his favorite.
