User:Ironfist/The G-man

The G-Man
Wake up <insert name here>, Wake up and smell the ashes.
First appearance	in the popular videogame Half-Life.
Last appearance	Half-Life 2: Episode Two.
No. appearances	More than you can imagine
Created by	Chuck Jones, one of the Valve's freaks.
Portrayed by	Gabe Newell (that ugly fat guy).
Profile
Nickname(s)	G-Man.
Aliases	The blue suit guy, The Suit guy, The Mysterious Man
Species	briefcassus suitus mysteriousae.
Age	Unknown, he is most probably ageless.
Gender	Male, or maybe not.
Date of birth	Unknown.
Date of death	Never
Starsign	Briefcase.
Occupation	Trans-dimensional businessman
Family	{{{family}}}
Spouse(s)	He is married to his job.
Children	{{{children}}}
Relatives	{{{relatives}}}
Address	{{{address}}}
Religion	{{{religion}}}
Nationality	None, it is impossible to trace his origin.
Would Rayman jiggle him/her?	{{{O-Wilde}}}

The G-man is a mysterious enigmatic paradoxical trans-dimensional business man hailing from an unknown universe from the the Half-Life video game series.