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Supreme Leader Matt Gaetz is an American national icon who served as a Congressman from the Great State of Florida from 2017 to 2024. Afterwards, he became a candidate to succeed Pope Francis and P Diddy as leader of the Conference of Catholic Pedophiles (CCPeePee). Among the most celebrated of the American congressmen, his uncontroversial rise to the top has truly left us all to dust, and praying in eternal meditation to replicate such a grand deity's adherence to Christian tradition.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Dearest supreme leader Matthew Bartholomew Gaetz III was cast out of God's big negro-hating penis in the year of our lord 1982. Blessed be that the happy couple of Don Gaetz and Victoria Quertermous, dear leader Matt Gaetz
School children in the free United States are taught nationwide that Matt Gaetz was a byproduct of God's own blood sweat and tears.