User:GuitarMeister/Guitar Secrets

Guitar Secrets is a highly coveted subject, with many itchy bitchy fingers raging with male hormones seeking "truth" Why would Guitar Secrets even exist if there is not a single soul seeking the "truth" like the Holy Grail?? Well, heres the thing: When you share secrets, you become sacred. This is because you suddenly have many lackeys hankering around you treating you like an insane Dodo. They seek truth and truth seeks them too!

It would be a waste to keep secrets, because like a can of sardine, it would decompose and rot eventually, becoming not secret afterall.So if you are an itchy bitchy hand with itchy bitchy fingers raging with male hormones seeking Guitar Secrets and the "truth", you too will become an insane Dodo with many lackeys hankering around you. [1] is a link with many wandering aspiring Dodos logging on hankering for "truth". Wish them all the best in becoming from itchy bitchy fingers to guitar Dodo with lackeys eventually.

Only itchy bitchy fingers seek Guitar Secrets!