User:GreyShirtDudeAtSchool/Uncyclon

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Goddamnit, I knew there was a con with running Uncyclux. Thankfully, I was given this "Uncyclon" CD, which claims it's an Uncyclux 2.0! It's worth a shot.

Welcome to Uncyclon 20.69, The Fuck Word. Capable of running VXunc, This improved Uncyclux is the best Uncyclo-terminal yet!
Are you new to Uncyclon? [Y/N] Y
Uncyclon is an operating system based on Uncyclux, capable of reliably running VXunc.
WHAT SHALL YOUR USERNAME BE? -Username:uncyclopedia
HMM, THIS USERNAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
-Password:
Welcome to Uncyclon.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}howtouse
uncyclon:howtouse:command not found
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}help
Uncyclon's commands:
help - Brings up this screen
vx - Runs VXunc.
uclux - Runs VCyclux, if you really wanted it back.
irc - Brings you to the IRC channels.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}irc
OPTIONS:

  1. uncyclon
  2. uncyclux
  3. uncyclokernel
  4. xunc

CHOICE}#uncyclon
SCREENNAME}FormerUncycluxUser

||TOPIC: PLEASE BE A DICK||Tell everyone who asks for help to RTFM, regardless of their issue||lol, i'm still the op||

FormerUncycluxUser> Hi, I'm new to Uncyclon, any tips?

moron> rtfm

FormerUncycluxUser> ...I did.

moron> no u didnt

FormerUncycluxUser> I'm gonna let it slide so the op doesn't drop in on me.

{dipshit has joined}

dipshit> anyone here from #uncyclux?

moron> me

op> me

FormerUncycluxUser> ...Me. Is everybody here used to Uncyclux?

op> i think

op> also why are you a lot more chill than last time

FormerUncycluxUser> ...You know who I am?

op> ya

op> you're reallymaduser, right?

FormerUncycluxUser> How do you know?

op> you're behaving a lot like him

FormerUncycluxUser> Anyways, any tips? I'm new to Uncyclon.

op> rtfm

FormerUncycluxUser> ...I did.

op> you obviously didn't

dipshit> ya

FormerUncycluxUser> Hey, question: Why are one of you 3 called dipshit and another one of the 2 called moron?

op> idk

dipshit> i have low self esteem

moron> what he said

FormerUncycluxUser> Anyways, can I f ----- u ------------ c ------- k ---- ?

op> OMG WTF YOU SAID?

FormerUncycluxUser> Sorry --------- f ------- uck -------- e ------ r ---- .

op> GTFO!

  • FormerUncycluxUser was kicked by op (reason: omfg your internet is so bad what router do you have?)

Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}vx
An error occurred. Please run the command again.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}vx
KP: Is this correct?
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}no
Oh.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}vx
Run VXunc? {Y/N} y
Graphical operating system error: Your hardware cannot withstand the conditions VXunc runs in.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}bp
Bypass safety locks? (WARNING, YOUR COMPUTER MAY A SPLODE!) {Y/N} y
VXunc Terminal
VXunc:uncyclopedia} run graphics
GRAPHICS: The first TBG
}exit{
Exiting Graphics...
VXunc:uncyclopedia} ????????????? E-XIT
Exiting VXunc...
VXunc has been corrupted
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}damn and blast
I feel your pain.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}anything else?
You can try Uncycrosh, the UncyclOS dev terminal.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}uncycrosh
The object is too far away.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}walk to uncycrosh
As you get closer, the object gleams brighter.
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}uncycrosh

?SN ERROR: AN IRREGULARITY HAS BEEN DETECTED AND YOUR OS HAS BEEN MARKED IN AN UNSAFE STATE.
RESTART YOUR COMPUTER.

Uncyclon 20.69
USERNAME:uncyclopedia
PASSWORD:
Uncyclon:uncyclopedia}uncycrosh
Uncycrosh is unresponsive. Force-boot it? {Y/N} Y
Uncycrosh B1
Welcome to Uncycrosh, the UncyclOS dev terminal.