User:Green Pug

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𒁢 What the sigma 𒁢[edit | edit source]

  • Green Pug
Cosmo.png
Born
  • 9 March
  • Guayama, Puerto Rico
Parents
  • my papa (father)
  • my mama (mother)
Relativesmy big sis

James of the red engine.

cosmo cry
Cosmo in eternal depression. No.

Of jjkassa the do jajjakasas did the do jjkask.

my silly friend rank list[edit | edit source]

  • BFF 1: silly goober
  • BFF 2: gungy
  • BFF 3: The Repostinator 5000000
  • BFF 4: expired milky
  • BFF 4.5: smol silly goober
  • BFF 5: olive oil
  • BFF 6/82: clipertistical
  • IRL BFF 1: onix
  • IRL BFF 2: kevin the cube fortni'e chapter 1
  • IRL BFF 3: skiblibi toiler & robber dude

History[edit | edit source]

On the fateful day of March 9th, a new creature would be brought into the world, in the town of Guayama, located in the small Caribbean island, Puerto Rico. Once he was born, the world was plunged into chaos, war and destruction, this lasted until late October 2017.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

The creature learned quickly at a young age, already knowing 2 different languages by the of age 4.