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What is the truth about sweet potatoes?

This is what the sweet potato apocalypse looks like. You can see a bunch of sweet potatoes, looking like an orange blob in the sky.

Sweet potatoes seem like a harmless, sweet, orange version of the potato. But the crazy truth is that they're not potatoes. They're not from the same family as potatoes.

They're not even from the same planet as potatoes. They come from Jupiter.

These crazy animals in disguise fly from Jupiter at 72% the speed of light down to earth, landing in farmers fields, and the farmers just assume they planted them. They eat dirt when nobody's looking. Sometimes they land with a big crash, and many just think the crash comes from meteors. The sweet potato got it's name from the resemblance to a yam, the rhyming of yam to lamb, the fact that lambs eat corn, and corn is a vegetable like potatoes. If you leave a sweet potato alone for a while, it will get up and run away, and it will place a rotted potato it it's place, painted drab dark yellow, the ugliest color to man.

When a sweet potato crossed the ozone, it releases a chemical called "potaterone," which has a slight red hue. If too many sweet potatoes come at once, the effect is noticeable, and the sky becomes red. Many assume it's the end of the world, but it's really a sweet potato apocalypse. It's actually harmless. The reason the sky doesn't turn purple is because potaterone is not purple.

In my opinion, sweet potatoes should actually be called "false-potato-disguised-Jupiter-yam-lamb-red-sky-turning-speedy-explosive-potaterone-producing-harmless-apocolypse-creating-dirt-eating-non-world-ending-rotted-potato-fooling-fake-stupid-weird-useless-futabolistic-animal-trickery." But that's just my opinion.