User:ExtremelyFunny/How To Start Your Own Human Trafficking Business

Ah, hello there!

So, you want to know how to start your very own human trafficking business, do ya? Well then, you've come to the right place! It's rather simple and easy to start your own human trafficking business. All you need to do is follow the following steps, and your human trafficking business will soar higher than this shitty company.

Make sure to follow all of these steps with extreme care and to be as precise as possible. You don't want to make any mistakes.

Step One: Location

Step One: Find a suitable location for your human trafficking business. You'll want to find the most ideal and hidden location for your human trafficking business to operate, all the while being careful and making sure that your business doesn't get spotted by these chumps.

An ideal location would likely be either an abandoned factory or warehouse, but the average office building has also proven it can be effective as well.

Step Two: Employees

Step Two: Find some employees for your human trafficking business. Every human trafficking ring needs some goons, because how else are you gonna do your dirty work? Hire some employees off the Deep Web, or black market if you need to.

Try to hire as many employees as you can find. That may sound counterproductive as it may be more difficult to keep the business a secret if you have more employees, but the more employees you have, the less work you have to do! They all have it settled out for you! And like the old saying says: "The more the merrier!".

Step Three: Security

Now your business needs some security in order to remain a safe place for your employees. Hire a couple corrupt cops if you need to, or even just hire some bodyguards. Whatever works best for you, do it. You'll be better off with some security, but even then, you won't be able to stop the people from finding the hidden stash.

To ensure a safe work environment, ensure that your employees are watched at all times via CCTV. Install cameras, metal detectors, alarms and anything else you need within your business environment. We want to make a safe human trafficking ring, so of course some security is needed.

Step Four: Humans

Okay, so you've FINALLY got your business set up. You've found a suitable building, you've found enough employees, and the building is secure enough that it won't instantly cave in like every building in this city. Now it's time to open up shop! Open your business to the public (or more specifically, the black public) and start kidnapping people off the streets to sell.

You can pick any targets, ranging from homeless drug addicts, to fine members of society, to unsuspecting elders, and even "strong and independent women". Once you've kidnapped some people off the streets (or wherever else they came from), open your warehouse/factory/office building to the public and start making sales!

Summary

Congratulations! If you have followed all of the steps above correctly, you SHOULD now have a successful human trafficking ring. If you do not have a successful human trafficking, please dial this number and tell them about the human trafficking ring.

I hope this guide was helpful to anyone out there who was trying to create a human trafficking business.