User:Dwight K Shrute

Anything Written on the pages of Uncyclopedia is clearly non-factual

I'd like to REMIND everyone who views this site and is perhaps unhappy with the content - you know it's not real, don't quote this as fact and certainly don't get your knickers in several twists because you don't like it. You can contact an administrator if you have a problem with a page. I've read threats of police authorities being involved bounded about the site, I'll save you the trouble - they'll laugh you out of the station. There is such a thing as freedom of speech, it's not a crime so look that one up. Short of this remember what your mother taught you "Sticks and stones may break my bones... but NAMES will never hurt me" and repeat. This is offensive if you take it seriously - nobody should. I hope you find what you are looking for in life. Now piss off to a site that will cater to your needs: http://www.mum.org/

I hate Jim.

Dwight Kurt Schrute III is a former volunteer sheriff and has been trained in surveillance. I know exactly who YOU are, stupid IP! Current occupation, Paper Sales Supremo.

Likes

• Beets
• Bears
• Bobble Heads
• Battlestar Galactica
• Harry Potter
• The Lord Of The Rings
• Lost

Dislikes

• Jim

Dwight's Facts

• Bears do not beat Battlestar Galactica
• I resorbed my twin in my mother's womb and now possess the strength of a full grown man and a little baby
• I performed my own circumcision
• I have obtained a purple belt in Goju-Ryu karate
• I'm the sempai at my dojo
• I was shunned by my family between the ages of four and six.

The Pages I'm Responsible For

• Dundalk

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun , and believes themselves to be Irish .