User:Dinnrboi
== Rise to power ==
Dinnrboi was born in the summer of 13345 twenty six years after the end of the universe, his birth was widely regarded as a bad move. It is stated bluntly by the grim reaper as a deliberate undermining of his authority stating that "I have killed everything! cant you guys allow me that victory!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!" and many grammar Nazi’s are very known to reply "u onli nead 1 exclmtin mrk!" this argument between the grim reaper and grammar Nazis has distracted death so that Dinnrboi has been able to become immortal.
Birth of an unknown legend[edit | edit source]
Dinnrboi was than renamed dinnrboi by the flying spaghetti monster after the great meal of legend, breakfast. dinnrboi than found a time machine and used it to travel back to 1200 BC to join the forum run by George "Dubya" Bush where he learned just how noob people from the time were he than was possessed by a troll and was named the first online jerk ever. After many years of getting on peoples nerves and causing widespread hatred and war he finally became bored with possession and preformed exorcism on himself using a beet and a purple crayon, in great praise of this moment of salvation religion was created to explain the fall of forum trolls. dinnrboi than returned to his time machine and it is directly translated from a lvl 999999999 tablet 'nd he sed 2 dem "cya ltr kuz u hav no chez brgrz :(" nd wif dat he lft 2 smwhr lse' this is concidered a sacred relic of the astec people.
Rise to lackluster mediocre fame and 12 cents + a chez bgr[edit | edit source]
After leaving 1200 BC dinnrboi decided to enter the dimension known as "Chuck Norris's house" where he was welcomed as an honorary member of staff, there he worked shifts while playing WoW whenever he could so as to get a pwnsome druid when he reached lvl 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and had teir 3901830918239810938103809213098 he left Chucks house and went to 2009 to find out how the world had changed. In the 21st century he found that mankind as a whole had decided to turn towards technology more often. There he found a site known as thelolcats and went on it to prove he wasn’t a ninny. It is written on a five second old Mayan tablet that "thn he wnt 2 lolctz.cm 2 prv hrd crnss" he found chats full of pubescent punks (which was pretty odd judgeing by the site) who argued all day and night about things such as "are blond people stupid?" to which the answer was chiefly "yes, becuz thei r mn 2 meh" this oddly enough leads to a battle between blonds and brunettes that spans 2382893237 pages it is written that in dinnrboi's exasperation he hacked and closed the site naming him ubrleet hxr of the year earning him 12 cents and slight notice from those on the forum. 28 days later dinnrboi entered his WoW account only to find that every one had far surpassed him in every stat, it is said that his rage was such that he was scattered into the memes that exist in this world today which are represented as seven emeralds.
The thievery of fame[edit | edit source]
After dinnrboi was spread into the meme emeralds (aka the chaos emeralds due to the verity of places that the appear without making since) a blue hedgehog that had plastic surgery to look more like Michal Jackson appeared to stop Stalin and his evil regime over robotic animals specifically designed to be repressed. The hedgehog named himself sonic and set off to take dinnrboi's non existent powers in the form of the chaos emeralds to personally mug Stalin. Sonic repetitively owned Stalin and eventually Stalin cracked and had a child with humpty dumpty and named him eggman before killing himself and giving his empire to eggman. Sonic and eggman did battle for years before dinnrboi turned into a blue blob of discontentment which fought sonic for twenty years before eggman fired him for stealing his thunder.
The blob's fanfic based revenge[edit | edit source]
dinnrblob wandered his way through various fanfics with half cooked plots and put in soap opera relationships with people he didn’t even know, finally however he got back on the forums and named himself urface (because he couldn’t form his face into a recognizable shape) there he made fanfics ridiculing sonic and undermining his pedestal of ownage this was also aided with dinnrblobs dissing of every release and enraging all his fans beyond reason. The fans demanded that sonic games should be more like sonic adventure which they claim sucks enraged sonic fan 23 claimed "you see, if sonic doesn’t start sucking the way we like we will stop play sonic games except for the ones with sonic in their names" the enraged fans stated hating sonic team but loving sonic even more, this unforeseen circumstance has so far baffled dinnrblob into stunned disbelief and is still paralyzed today.