User:DerComrade/Sandbox

• 05 May 2025: Trump to the Constitution: "You're not the boss of me now!"
• 05 May 2025: We asked our readers if they think Trump is breaking the law
• 04 May 2025: Phil Collins unretires after Earth-shattering orgasm
• 02 May 2025: PBS and NPR too woke to deserve funding
• 30 Apr 2025: US Navy Follows in the Footsteps of the Marines
• 30 Apr 2025: Is Ed Sheeran the next Drake?
• 29 Apr 2025: Attempted invasion by fictional geopolitical group thwarted
• 29 Apr 2025: Spain and Portugal go dark
• 27 Apr 2025: Reporter "Leon Sandcastle" gives his two cents on Shedeur Sanders' massive draft slide
• 26 Apr 2025: Trump believes that 200 countries negotiated trade deals with him
• 25 Apr 2025: Guy who gets Absolutely Zero Pussy Affirms Logic and Reason
• 25 Apr 2025: Local Hyena Appointed Town Crier After Years of 'Crying' Out
• 24 Apr 2025: Man goes to zoo, delivers speech about elephants
• 23 Apr 2025: Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian, guy!
• 23 Apr 2025: Gawr Gura's execution date revealed to be May 1, 2025
• 22 Apr 2025: Chris Rock to star in Vatican comedy Head of Church
• 21 Apr 2025: Pope Francis is dead
• 21 Apr 2025: Democratic Party abolishes itself
• 20 Apr 2025: RFK Shares his wonderful beliefs about autism
• 20 Apr 2025: American citizens scramble to figure out which country they came from
• 19 Apr 2025: Easter Bunny embraces fascism
• 17 Apr 2025: Ashley St. Clair outlives her usefulness
• 15 Apr 2025: 4chan hacked, userbase indifferent
• 13 Apr 2025: Qatar buys the papacy
• 11 Apr 2025: Ms. Rachel detained and deported by ICE
• 09 Apr 2025: US agreed to join Canada as 11th Province
• 07 Apr 2025: Steve's Lava Chicken shut down due to health code violations
• 05 Apr 2025: Trump awarded prestigious award by Greenpeace
• 22 Mar 2025: Delaware proven to not exist
• 21 Mar 2025: Car crash foiled by kid's reflexes
• 20 Mar 2025: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eats every last panda
• 19 Mar 2025: Asdfghjkldgfhdgjddhga
• 18 Mar 2025: Kardashian and Ye do washed up things
• 17 Mar 2025: Kenyan village overrun by Grues overnight
• 16 Mar 2025: 'Cavemans could have never known to use stone' Psuedoarchaeologist says
• 15 Mar 2025: We have road copters
• 09 Mar 2025: CDC announces wonderful plan to prove vaccines cause autism
• 06 Mar 2025: Mummy Pig's pregnancy sparks paternity drama
• 05 Mar 2025: Doof finally takes over Tri-State Area; World in shock
• 02 Mar 2025: UnNews remembers Michelle Trachtenberg
• 01 Mar 2025: Democrats fight Republican agenda with disapproving tsk-tsks
• 01 Mar 2025: Cinema ceiling makes dramatic entrance during Captain America screening
• 27 Feb 2025: The American Civil War Is Imminent – All Because of Swifties
• 25 Feb 2025: DOGE implements micromanaging
• 23 Feb 2025: Microsoft develops new state of matter
• 22 Feb 2025: Huw Edwards Found Guilty of All Sexual Crimes in History, Ordered to Pay Unprecedented Res...
• 22 Feb 2025: The Secret Magical History You Didn’t Know: The 101st Airborne Division Insignia and the...
• 22 Feb 2025: Kamala Harris announced as new Bond girl after signing with CAA
• 19 Feb 2025: Donald Trump announces military project to build Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte tanks
• 16 Feb 2025: February 2025 UnSports Update with Joe Buck
• 11 Feb 2025: Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al
• 06 Feb 2025: Donald Trump announces grand opening of the Sierra Gaza
• 05 Feb 2025: Biden announced as new Bond after signing with CAA
• 02 Feb 2025: Trump's Taken audition leaked
• 22 Jan 2025: Elon Musk does Nazi salute, to surprise to absolutely nobody
• 21 Jan 2025: NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears
• 20 Jan 2025: America stuck in a time loop
• 19 Jan 2025: CEO OF THE OHIO STATE WIN SKIBIDI SPORTSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RIZZ
• 19 Jan 2025: Notre Dame wins college football championship, saves world from brainrot in another univer...
• 19 Jan 2025: Taylor Swift and Hailee Steinfeld set for Celebrity Deathmatch
• 16 Jan 2025: Rams rest starters in first half of playoff game
• 15 Jan 2025: Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes
• 14 Jan 2025: Who's performing at Trump's inauguration? (2025)
• 13 Jan 2025: Smokey Bear revealed to be the leading cause of fires
• 09 Jan 2025: Donald Trump accidentally sets California ablaze after consuming a gas station burrito
• 31 Dec 2024: Drunk pink elephant sees man at New Years' party
• 25 Dec 2024: Where did coal for naughty kids come from? Santa explains how he once used slave trade
• 22 Dec 2024: Panama Canal threatened by rising sea levels
• 20 Dec 2024: Santa Shot Down Testing Sleigh Config; Christmas Cancelled
• 19 Dec 2024: We asked our readers what they do with horrid itchy Christmas sweaters
• 14 Dec 2024: Kevin McCallister, now NFL player Joe Burrow, finally robbed
• 14 Dec 2024: Luigi apprehended for shooting United Healthcare CEO
• 14 Dec 2024: Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
• 08 Dec 2024: Five Kids found missing in a Chuck E. Cheese Location
• 04 Dec 2024: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol accidentally declares martial law while ordering pizz...
• 03 Dec 2024: Grover Cleveland pretty depressed after Trump takes his one cool thing
• 27 Nov 2024: KKK grand wizard woke up from a terrible dream last night
• 26 Nov 2024: Drunk Alabama football fan comments on the team's recent performance
• 26 Nov 2024: President pardons Princess Peach and Blossom
• 20 Nov 2024: Bitchless men and pick me girls are now saying "your body my rules" in order to cope with ...
• 15 Nov 2024: Project 2025 delayed, causing riots
• 14 Nov 2024: Epstein pal President-elect Trump picks sex trafficking pedophile Matt Gaetz as attorney g...
• 12 Nov 2024: Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
• 12 Nov 2024: 10-year old math prodigy just realized Santa can't eat all those cookies
• 12 Nov 2024: Obama smears poop on day care
• 11 Nov 2024: Countries Unveil Breakfast Cereal Plan
• 11 Nov 2024: Leopards finally getting ready to eat people's faces next year
• 08 Nov 2024: Kardashian, Aniston endorse bestiality
• 08 Nov 2024: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FREAK
• 07 Nov 2024: Trump just won, so here's a special HowTo about dealing with the hard times that are comin...
• 06 Nov 2024: Biden wins 2024 election
• 06 Nov 2024: NFL player Sam Darnold emerges from election anarchy, crowned GEQBUS
• 06 Nov 2024: Kamala Harris Defeats Donald Trump, Becomes 47th President of USA
• 05 Nov 2024: 2024 U.S. election cancelled, anarchy inevitable
• 03 Nov 2024: Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs"
• 01 Nov 2024: New Drug Craze in Schools "Planing"
• 01 Nov 2024: Peter gets dementia to stop stupid cutaways on next week's Family Guy
• 31 Oct 2024: Trick-or-treat group across the street use "weakest link" Liam to test candy for needles
• 30 Oct 2024: Springfield infant arrested for second Trump shooting
• 29 Oct 2024: Obama encourages dead people: "Don't boo, vote!"
• 28 Oct 2024: Biden shits himself!
• 28 Oct 2024: Astronomers change the name of Betelgeuse so they'll stop summoning an asshole ghost
• 27 Oct 2024: Saw XI's poster design changed again
• 27 Oct 2024: Republican Presidential Candidate Eagle Calls Democrat Vice-Presidential Nominee Animal "U...
• 27 Oct 2024: Trump and Harris tied at exactly 50% in poll of 1,076 pledged Electoral College nominees
• 26 Oct 2024: Biden apologizes
• 26 Oct 2024: UnNews endorses Kamala Harris so the real news doesn't have to
• 24 Oct 2024: Generation Alpha too stupid to drink laundry detergent
• 20 Oct 2024: Trump adds Antonio Brown, Trump Fries to campaign
• 19 Oct 2024: Middle-aged man falls for "jovial prank", is chopped up by a woodchipper
• 17 Oct 2024: Typhlosion faced with rampant sexual harrasment charges
• 16 Oct 2024: Cleveland Browns beginning to regret relationship with "manly man" Deshaun Watson?
• 15 Oct 2024: Studies show that 10 out of 9 people can't use a number line
• 11 Oct 2024: Sean Combs admits to baby oil addiction
• 09 Oct 2024: Ireland's Spy Chief Says Iran and Russia are behind "staggering rise in disco dancing in I...
• 09 Oct 2024: Biden "accidentally" outs himself as Trump endorser
• 08 Oct 2024: Lon Chaney endorses Kamala Harris
• 24 Sep 2024: Journalists falsely accused of misleading the public with takeaways
• 22 Sep 2024: Lucy makes surprise appearance in fighting video game
• 21 Sep 2024: Microsoft's "smart AI" reactivates infamous, shuttered nuclear plant
• 21 Sep 2024: Florida Man fails to shoot Trump, even Trump unimpressed
• 20 Sep 2024: Logan Paul, KSI and Mr. Beast work together in new scheme to feed nuclear waste to childre...
• 11 Sep 2024: Trump and Harris's contentious play date, September 10, 2024 (full transcript)
• 06 Sep 2024: Buckingham Palace converted to Spirit Halloween Store
• 16 Aug 2024: Ukraine finally does something in war with Russia
• 13 Aug 2024: Tommy Wiseau making film on cocaine sharks
• 06 Aug 2024: Kamala Harris announces shark as running mate
• 03 Aug 2024: Jim Cantore going to Florida
• 01 Aug 2024: Trump: How could an Indian be Black?
• 31 Jul 2024: Politician blames wrong person for murders
• 28 Jul 2024: Mr. Beast actually professional fraudster
• 28 Jul 2024: 500 gigabytes of hentai found inside of Tesla's "Full Self Driving" source code
• 26 Jul 2024: Olympic Games begin with Lady Gaga performing
• 25 Jul 2024: Holy shit, cocaine sharks!
• 23 Jul 2024: Biden drops out, Harris now worth something
• 17 Jul 2024: Gang warfare now in Houston due to Hurricane Beryl
• 14 Jul 2024: Brits get their ass kicked
• 14 Jul 2024: Trump gets shot
• 12 Jul 2024: Trump selling even more merch to pay for campaign
• 30 Jun 2024: Americans preparing for Independence Day
• 30 Jun 2024: Stephen Root warns character actors of impending doom: "You're not safe either, Malcolm Mc...
• 28 Jun 2024: Biden Debates Trump (full transcript, June 27, 2024)
• 13 Jun 2024: God deluges Southern Florida in rain
• 07 Jun 2024: Biden apologizes for forgetting about Ukraine
• 04 Jun 2024: Russian government denies Putin entered pride parade
• 01 Jun 2024: Hillbilly first man to touch rainbow
• 01 Jun 2024: Nick News: Donald Trump convicted
• 31 May 2024: American base at South Pole accused of flying US flag upside-down
• 29 May 2024: Michael Jackson back on Earth
• 27 May 2024: Fucking typhoon has two names
• 20 May 2024: Insurance companies give middle-finger to Florida
• 18 May 2024: Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine
• 17 May 2024: Amazon acquires Palestinian territories in shocking global merger
• 13 May 2024: Afroman announces VP in successful campaign
• 10 May 2024: Justin Bieber gives birth to his first child with Hailey Baldwin
• 03 May 2024: YouTube is dead
• 01 May 2024: Washington D.C. stink-bombed by Jihads and Neo-Nazis
• 01 May 2024: Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support
• 31 Mar 2024: Captain of ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge foiled by Upstate NY bridge
• 26 Mar 2024: NFL owners approve speed limit, ban trick plays
• 20 Mar 2024: Paul Atreides Threatens Destruction of Spice Fields, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Weighs in
• 16 Mar 2024: UK mandates sex change for all men
• 08 Mar 2024: Capital Letters Banned at Leeds Trinity University
• 29 Feb 2024: Lousy Smarch weather in the forecast
• 27 Feb 2024: Larry David Hinkled by Anti-Israel Protesters
• 05 Feb 2024: NFL allegedly rigs Super Bowl for Chiefs, Taylor Swift
• 31 Jan 2024: Elon Musk's brain chip is implanted into the first guinea human
• 31 Jan 2024: Theft finally outlawed in Detroit--burglars left without jobs
• 29 Jan 2024: Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices
• 13 Jan 2024: Zelenskyy apprehended at US-Mexican border; applies for asylum
• 01 Jan 2024: Almost Naked Party in Moscow
• 11 Dec 2023: North Pole elves go on strike
• 26 Nov 2023: UnSports NFL update: 2023 belated mid-season edition
• 20 Nov 2023: UnNews remembers Shaft, Bull and Chandler
• 16 Nov 2023: Prime Mini Star Rishi S. wants refugees to be eaten by wild gorillas
• 14 Nov 2023: Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture
• 09 Nov 2023: SAG-AFTRA strike ends so that GOP candidates can act like clowns
• 23 Oct 2023: Scorsese discovers Britney Spears Email song
• 17 Oct 2023: UnNews explains new hashtag
• 06 Oct 2023: Michael Gambon reincarnated as Bonnie Wright's baby
• 02 Oct 2023: Gov picks non-resident senator, delays election, saves democracy
• 30 Sep 2023: Australia names Mike Gibbons as October's 'National Fart Month' 2023 Ambassador.
• 26 Sep 2023: Most everything that happened during Uncyclopedia writers strike
• 25 Sep 2023: Uncyclopedia writers end strike after 146 days
• 23 Aug 2023: U.S government confirms Kermit the Frog to be behind U.F.O hoax
• 22 Aug 2023: Classic style guide
• 19 Aug 2023: Blackdick removed from Saw X
• 30 Jul 2023: Bar fight breaks out at formal dinner party
• 29 Jul 2023: Alected update: Side A will be performed by the parodied artists
• 26 Jul 2023: Why haven't B-listers joined the SAG-AFTRA strike?
• 23 Jul 2023: Twitter bird has mortality problem
• 19 Jul 2023: Scab workers hired on to produce content for UnNews
• 13 Jun 2023: Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel of Fortune
• 12 Jun 2023: Vatican City coup: Cardinal strung up from Sistine Chapel "distraught but alive"
• 06 Jun 2023: Vladimir Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison
• 05 Jun 2023: Sweden officially declares sex as sport
• 26 May 2023: Paparazzo describes Sussex chase catastrophe
• 25 May 2023: Tina Turner dies at 83
• 10 May 2023: Breaking: Я (Country) Threatens Linguistic Takeover with Я (Letter)
• 09 May 2023: House Considers Cop Smelling Weed Law
• 09 May 2023: Hollywood strikes
• 05 May 2023: UnNews reviews Ed Sheeran's new album
• 02 May 2023: United States prepares to invade Mexico
• 02 May 2023: Uncyclopedia writers go on strike (2023)
• 15 Apr 2023: Joe Biden hit by semi-truck
• 15 Apr 2023: DC announces plan for new bummer Batman films
• 03 Apr 2023: Film with only one frame wins Brendan Fraser an Oscar
• 01 Apr 2023: "TruckerLimboChallenge" hashtag trending in Syracuse, NY
• 16 Mar 2023: TikTok to appoint suggested accounts to the Lords
• 26 Feb 2023: Israel's democracy saved by new superheroine
• 25 Feb 2023: New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns
• 20 Feb 2023: California rolls out automatic car registration for Californian voters
• 06 Feb 2023: "COVID-23" said to spread throughout American airspace
• 05 Feb 2023: Showtime announces Dexter: Bad Blood
• 05 Feb 2023: California Stupidity Hits Biggest Level in Nearly 40 Years
• 11 Jan 2023: Alected
• 07 Jan 2023: British Peace Officers to be Armed with Fortnite Shock Hammers.
• 05 Jan 2023: Viggo Mortensen joins Next James Bond
• 04 Jan 2023: Scooby-Doo Robbed at Gunpoint in London
• 24 Dec 2022: Russia changes its name to Ya
• 21 Dec 2022: North Pole Man Arrested with Guns, Baby Alligator in Sleigh
• 17 Dec 2022: Gremlins hijack local clocks; city panics
• 09 Dec 2022: Ireland Eases Disco Dancing Restrictions
• 07 Dec 2022: Irish Archaeologist Resigns from Post Following Disco Dancing Allegations
• 07 Dec 2022: Scooby-Doo Named Acting Director of Division of Enforcement
• 04 Dec 2022: Actor Kevin Bacon Joins Prime Minister Lettuce
• 04 Dec 2022: Wales Football Fans Forget Words to Their Own National Anthem
• 30 Nov 2022: 2022: The Year in Music
• 26 Nov 2022: San Diego, California Prepares for Annual 'Festival of Boobies'
• 25 Nov 2022: Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra
• 23 Nov 2022: Greece Boogieing Precautions Lowered
• 23 Nov 2022: The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster disaster, explained
• 21 Nov 2022: President pardons Türkiye
• 21 Nov 2022: Mexican 'Day of Farts' a Success
• 14 Nov 2022: Dubai criticized for “not producing enough oil”
• 09 Nov 2022: Pinball Machine from King Tut's Tomb Surprises Oxford Archaeologist
• 05 Nov 2022: Should I vote for Mike Doyle or Mike Doyle?
• 04 Nov 2022: Financial markets in chaos after insurers reveal they've all taken policies with each othe...
• 02 Nov 2022: Boston Police Seek International Tease Artist
• 01 Nov 2022: DeleteTwitter hashtag trending on Twitter
• 29 Oct 2022: Poo' Boy: Larry flew away after Elon had paid 44 billions for the bird
• 25 Oct 2022: New product uses AI
• 25 Oct 2022: City Council Might Not Care
• 23 Oct 2022: Lettuce becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
• 20 Oct 2022: Twentieth Covid booster mutates, now everyone loves shots
• 17 Oct 2022: Grammar school students glue themselves to an exhibition room wall
• 16 Oct 2022: Old Man Who Yelled at Cloud Now Requests Mustard
• 15 Oct 2022: Benedict Cumberbatch trash talks Halloween Ends
• 15 Oct 2022: 'Sunday Papers Podcast' Host Greg Fitzsimmons' Sex Tape Becomes Highest-Rated Film in Indi...
• 01 Oct 2022: Russia announces Branschluss
• 30 Sep 2022: Arizona Mothers Scramble to Sell Children before Halloween
• 28 Sep 2022: Pete Davidson to play evil supergenius in new movie
• 25 Sep 2022: Australians Mark October as 'National Fart Month'
• 09 Sep 2022: Queen spoils The Crown ending
• 07 Sep 2022: Postman Pat elected for Prime Minister
• 06 Sep 2022: Winnie the Pooh to star in slasher documentary
• 06 Sep 2022: Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin weathers controversy over Marin cosplay leaks
• 29 Aug 2022: Old man yells at cloud
• 26 Aug 2022: Toilet paper scarcity in Germany
• 21 Aug 2022: Mmm mmm mmm mmm
• 20 Aug 2022: Fashion show in Kyiv (Kiev)
• 12 Aug 2022: ABC waiting for Norman Lear to 'croak'
• 02 Aug 2022: Ayman al-Zawahiri loses a "Connect 4" matchup against Joe Biden
• 30 Jul 2022: Britons mark August as 'National Fart Month'
• 22 Jul 2022: Gentile dies after eating alef-beys cookie
• 21 Jul 2022: Latest Narcissism Wave Grips Los Angeles County, Women Urged to Stay Low for Now
• 19 Jul 2022: Gigli becomes highest grossing film of all time
• 11 Jul 2022: Biggest WTO meeting ever held
• 09 Jul 2022: Musk ends Pornhub takeover citing fake stepmom concerns
• 18 Jun 2022: Eggman Pisses on the Moon, 0 Dead
• 17 Jun 2022: Digital popstar on the loose assaulting people with a leek
• 16 Jun 2022: A fictitious 'Survivor' show is coming to UnNews
• 14 Jun 2022: Japan makes 'online insults' punishable by one year in prison in wake of reality TV star's...
• 14 Jun 2022: I'm a Twihard. Let me explain.
• 08 Jun 2022: UK judge desperate to cancel Julia Louis-Dreyfus
• 03 Jun 2022: Mauve stan protests against Cerulean after 2000 Colour of the Year PTSD
• 01 Jun 2022: Amber Heard: I got caught lying in court and was called out for being a turd. I'm probably...
• 25 May 2022: April Fool's highlights 2022
• 27 Apr 2022: Amber Heard found to literally be a turd
• 26 Apr 2022: Actor, environmentalist professes love of war
• 18 Apr 2022: "Weird Al" Yankovic's 15th album: All you DIDN'T want to know
• 15 Apr 2022: Nick News: Will Smith banned from Oscars
• 08 Apr 2022: New Weird Al song will salute the women of Ukraine
• 07 Apr 2022: Rep. Taylor Greene informs police she does not understand jokes
• 07 Apr 2022: SNL noob Aristotle Athari blasts SNL for lack of screen time
• 02 Apr 2022: Hollywood changes its name to Hollynwood
• 30 Mar 2022: Albert Pujols to Return to St. Louis Cardinals
• 27 Mar 2022: Russia sanctions Peppa Pig
• 27 Mar 2022: COVID-19
• 26 Mar 2022: Russian Invasion of Ukraine
• 26 Mar 2022: ABBA
• 24 Mar 2022: Biden confuses himself
• 21 Mar 2022: Cleveland Browns jilt Baker Mayfield for Deshaun Watson, ignoring all red flags
• 19 Mar 2022: Finland to cut its embarrassing ties with former Imperial overlords
• 19 Mar 2022: Boney M and Dschinghis Khan release pro-Ukraine versions of 'Rasputin' and 'Moskau'
• 12 Mar 2022: Earl kills Queen with covid in NBC reboot
• 12 Mar 2022: UnNews remembers Mark Lanegan
• 03 Mar 2022: Dog bites alien
• 01 Mar 2022: Vladimir Putin's mother issues apology from afterlife
• 17 Feb 2022: Barry Manilow becomes New Zealand's best weapon
• 16 Feb 2022: YouTube restricting views on popular videos by smaller channels
• 12 Feb 2022: Spotify removes Hannah's shoulders
• 09 Feb 2022: Rivers Cuomo loses his sex, again
• 05 Feb 2022: The fork about to invade the spoon
• 04 Feb 2022: The British Association of Rapists and other associations ask for respect for the unvaccin...
• 03 Feb 2022: 2 year old gets potty training books banned in Arkansas
• 31 Jan 2022: Rivers Cuomo takes on Spotify
• 31 Jan 2022: Rams bar athletes in Cincinnati from playing in Super Bowl
• 30 Jan 2022: Boney M removes Neil Young cover from Spotify
• 25 Jan 2022: Bob Saget writes ultimate dirty joke, immediately dies from shock
• 25 Jan 2022: Hundreds of Patients Stuck in Oregon Hospital Beds
• 21 Jan 2022: NSFW fanarts is banned in Malaysia
• 16 Jan 2022: 10-year-old millionaire set to retire
• 08 Jan 2022: Weezer announces Pink Album, gets Death very angry
• 06 Jan 2022: America to ban Aussie slang
• 01 Jan 2022: Weezer's Rivers Cuomo gets promoted
• 22 Dec 2021: UnNews' Interview with God: Part 3
• 08 Dec 2021: Wikipedia bought by Uncyclopedia
• 05 Dec 2021: Eurovision 2022: Iran to replace Hungary
• 02 Dec 2021: Nokia 3310 destroyed
• 01 Dec 2021: Greece: Get vaccinated or Zeus will smite you
• 23 Nov 2021: President Partons turkey
• 20 Nov 2021: Britpop fan reacts to Dexter revival
• 16 Nov 2021: Girl remembers "breakup song" threat all too well
• 12 Nov 2021: Oscar the Grouch, Bert fired from Sesame Street over vaccine mandate
• 20 Oct 2021: NASA fixes supercomputer by turning it off and then back on
• 18 Oct 2021: Windows 11 JBE hits shelves just in time for Christmas
• 20 Sep 2021: US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito
• 12 Sep 2021: BREAKING- Condom Shortage in Eastern Oklahoma
• 04 Sep 2021: Millennial ABBA cover group The A*Teens reunite after 40 years
• 16 Aug 2021: Canada 2021 Federal Election kicks off
• 14 Aug 2021: What the hell is going on?
• 06 Aug 2021: R.E.M. members reunite, sign gigantic deal
• 05 Aug 2021: Patrick eats SpongeBob
• 04 Jul 2021: Stairway to Heaven declared worst song ever written, Jimmy Page now sucks
• 03 Jul 2021: O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting
• 01 Jul 2021: Wikipedia finally sued by Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica for plagiarism
• 29 Jun 2021: WikiHow being sued by HowTo for plagiarism
• 24 Jun 2021: The Backyardigans are now castaways
• 23 Jun 2021: Justin Bieber turned into a beaver
• 19 Jun 2021: Paddington 2 declared greatest movie ever made, Citizen Kane now sucks
• 19 Jun 2021: "Isabella is not dead", says the stepmother.
• 19 Jun 2021: Nigeria's Air Force Fucks Its Own People
• 19 Jun 2021: "I was raped with a paper ball, because of Lula", says Serra
• 19 Jun 2021: "Brasil Urgente": José Luiz Datena wants to improve Ibagem de São Paulo
• 19 Jun 2021: "The fights have passed", says Rodrigo Maia in his farewell
• 16 Jun 2021: "Kirby ate my Grandma" City invaded by pink thing
• 09 Jun 2021: Zoos update enclosure rules
• 09 Jun 2021: "Henry Stickmin Completing the Mission!" City attacked by Stickman
• 01 Jun 2021: Tiktok's scientists train users to "scroll down"
• 22 May 2021: John Kerry comes out as a horse
• 19 May 2021: "Donkey Kong told me to": Man robs bananas from supermarket
• 07 May 2021: The Breakfast War Starts
• 05 May 2021: Mike Pence turns into a pickle
• 03 May 2021: Wake up call
• 22 Apr 2021: Toast seen in face of Jesus
• 21 Apr 2021: It's happening again
• 20 Apr 2021: National dogeday ensues, Dogecoin price is pumping, everyone is rich
• 09 Apr 2021: Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans
• 06 Apr 2021: Amazon to require workers to wear diapers
• 06 Apr 2021: Lady Gaga's dogs stolen, returned
• 05 Apr 2021: Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift
• 04 Apr 2021: Björk responds to Anti-Asian violence
• 30 Mar 2021: Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup
• 22 Mar 2021: Biden responds to North Korea's "stink" complaints
• 21 Mar 2021: Kevin Sama not guilty of his warcrimes!
• 15 Mar 2021: BMI songwriters to get vaccine next; ASCAP songwriters pissed
• 14 Mar 2021: Charles Grodin Museum reopens to the public
• 10 Mar 2021: Governor Cuomo is screwed
• 08 Mar 2021: Christina Chandler announces her candidacy
• 08 Mar 2021: We sit down with President Biden, and the results will surprise you
• 06 Mar 2021: Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon
• 02 Mar 2021: Mr. Potato Head completes gender transition
• 18 Feb 2021: Just another dead doper and a dirtbag dies
• 18 Feb 2021: Marilyn Manson removed from New Radicals hit
• 17 Feb 2021: Biden will recognize Hillary as 45th President
• 14 Feb 2021: U.S. Senate quits with 57-43 vote
• 14 Feb 2021: Trump accidentally acquitted in Senate; GOP: "Whoopsie"
• 10 Feb 2021: UnNews accidentally prints Lorem Ipsum in its article
• 08 Feb 2021: Local shark killed in "tragic" human attack
• 03 Feb 2021: Activists celebrate Biden's LGBTQ protections
• 27 Jan 2021: UnNews remembers Phil Spector
• 22 Jan 2021: As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far
• 19 Jan 2021: Trump learns truth about travel ban, outrage ensues
• 18 Jan 2021: Trump gets uncredited from everything
• 09 Jan 2021: January 6, 2021
• 01 Jan 2021: 2020 refuses to concede, vows to continue one more year
• 17 Dec 2020: Trump sues Coronavirus for infection fraud
• 16 Dec 2020: Samsung bombed
• 15 Dec 2020: Jesus given one-year ban
• 13 Dec 2020: Glee responsible for 2020
• 11 Dec 2020: English church faces persecution for tequila
• 02 Dec 2020: Girl bleeding everywhere gets white water all over her slide
• 30 Nov 2020: Uncyclopedia updates the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World list
• 24 Nov 2020: Sia attacked over derpy pony
• 23 Nov 2020: Thanksgiving is hella cancelled
• 19 Nov 2020: Trump urges Van Helsing: "STOP THE COUNT!"
• 10 Nov 2020: Horoscopes 9th November
• 08 Nov 2020: Harris gets her period, can't VP-elect
• 08 Nov 2020: Facts destroy satire
• 07 Nov 2020: Joe Biden wins 2020 election, but don't tell anybody
• 05 Nov 2020: Dewey defeats Kanye
• 03 Nov 2020: Mystery of the Dollar Tree shit smears
• 02 Nov 2020: Horoscopes 2nd November
• 28 Oct 2020: Anti-maskers ignore Halloween
• 27 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 26th October
• 23 Oct 2020: Face masks are 5G conspiracy by Silver Shamrock Novelties
• 22 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 19th October
• 10 Oct 2020: Horoscopes 10th October
• 08 Oct 2020: UnNews remembers Eddie Van Halen
• 03 Oct 2020: Mr. Krabs tax returns released
• 03 Oct 2020: Trump tests positive for COVID-19
• 03 Oct 2020: CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus
• 26 Sep 2020: Goodfart convinces Goodheart to hate mathematics
• 25 Sep 2020: Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time
• 24 Sep 2020: Mexican Druglord Invents New Drug
• 23 Sep 2020: Joe Biden to remake The Mask
• 21 Sep 2020: EDP student believes that sin60° is 13/15
• 19 Sep 2020: Russia declares Venus as a Russian Planet
• 11 Sep 2020: Journalists unable to wait for the 20th anniversary of 9/11
• 06 Sep 2020: Trump: Barnabas Collins is controlling Biden
• 05 Sep 2020: KellyAnne Conway, husband to step away from politics, watch Urkel reruns
• 03 Sep 2020: Satanic heavy metal drummer becomes born-again Christian
• 01 Sep 2020: Trump's vocabulary reaches 50 words
• 27 Aug 2020: Van Morrison's brain dies of COVID-19
• 24 Aug 2020: Trump attacks derpy pony
• 18 Aug 2020: Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi
• 16 Aug 2020: US replaces SAT with CAPTCHA
• 12 Aug 2020: Biden announces recently deceased wrestler Kamala as running mate
• 09 Aug 2020: Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate
• 23 Jul 2020: Death of Anglosaxon England
• 12 Jul 2020: UnNews remembers Ennio Morricone
• 05 Jul 2020: Supreme Court: Woman is not David Byrne's beautiful wife
• 02 Jul 2020: Insert Headline Title Here!
• 29 Jun 2020: The Big Bang Theory pulled for being nerd blackface
• 27 Jun 2020: Homeland renewed for 9th season
• 26 Jun 2020: UC Davis pepper-spray incident
• 25 Jun 2020: Ask Cthulhu/123007
• 24 Jun 2020: The aliens on Proxima Centauri terrified by results of 2016 US Presidential election
• 16 Jun 2020: Cat dies from pickle
• 15 Jun 2020: Albert shown at Boston, Danvers brigde
• 15 Jun 2020: The Police shorten band name over controversy
• 10 Jun 2020: Cops cancelled 25 years too late
• 09 Jun 2020: Same-sex Marriage Legalized in Barbie World
• 06 Jun 2020: A review of College Buddies Number 1
• 30 May 2020: Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus
• 28 May 2020: Brah pops Zit for Bro
• 16 May 2020: JOHN OLIVER STARES DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL
• 14 May 2020: California officials declare Elon Musk's ego essential
• 04 May 2020: Trump declares COVID-19 a terrorist organization
• 27 Apr 2020: Scandal among the faithful as Jesus nearly bores worshippers to death
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• 18 Apr 2020: Christof, infamous American TV producer, dies aged 74
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• 12 Apr 2020: Hasbro sued over tweet about Powerpuff Girls, The Loud House
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• 08 Apr 2020: If Joe Biden isn't a creep, then he isn't a creep!
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• 04 Apr 2020: "Starve the Beast", Trump says
• 04 Apr 2020: The UN announces a 'dramatic decrease' in censorship worldwide
• 26 Mar 2020: Britney Spears is a fucking Commie
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• 29 Feb 2020: K-pop supports BTS
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• 18 Feb 2020: The Who unveils plan to lower insulin prices
• 15 Feb 2020: Yang "a coronavirus carrier," says Trump
• 30 Jan 2020: Trump butchers Franz Ferdinand hit
• 28 Jan 2020: Camile Sesto
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• 16 Jan 2020: Hannity scrambles to interview Levi Parnas
• 08 Jan 2020: Pansexual announces she is Liberal Democrat
• 25 Dec 2019: Ryan Coogler on Gilliam's Brazil: 'What the fuck is this?'
• 25 Dec 2019: Trump tweets "Impeach the pres"
• 20 Dec 2019: I'm going to fire the Death Star on Earth if you don't vote for Bernie Sanders
• 19 Dec 2019: Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled
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• 08 Dec 2019: Trump claims toilets don't suck enough, vows to deregulate
• 07 Dec 2019: Epstein didn't kill himself, says Kotter
• 06 Dec 2019: Study reveals millions of American voters voted faithlessly in 2016
• 03 Dec 2019: Eddie Van Halen: Who's Billie Eilish?
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• 20 Oct 2019: Mick Mulvaney admits quid pro quo
• 20 Oct 2019: Empire Magazine resurrects Stanley Kubrick to ask his opinion about Marvel movies
• 05 Oct 2019: Trump demands local takeaway dishes dirt on Biden
• 21 Sep 2019: Diarrhea prices drop after volatility, unrelieved investors liquidate
• 14 Sep 2019: Joe Biden's five-point plan to help black people
• 14 Sep 2019: Sam Smith's family thank fans
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• 11 Sep 2019: New Apple Watch to tell the time
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“We, umm uhh... created, uhh... a new game to bring a new umm... strategy gaming.”

~ Alexis Le Dressay on Wargame: European Escalation

Wartgame: European Escalation is a real-time strategy game oops, I mean real-time tactics game developed by the Le Dressay brothers.