User:Chairman/mozilla

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The Book of Mozilla refers to respective collections of religious writings of the Mozillian and Firefoxian religions. It has been acknowledged to be one of the most accurate predictions of the future.

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And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.

from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

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