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C:\>You have logged in as <insert name here>.

C:\>search for other chairmen
'search for other chairmen' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

C:\>search "chairmen"
'search "chairmen"' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

C:\>WTF?!!?!?SEARCH CHAIRIMAN!!!
'WTF?!!?!?SEARCH CHAIRIMAN!!!' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

C:\>ASDFHIASDF89023HRUITRH9RJ8Ouih7ioh7890awrfth99weiujwhjoshit!!
'ASDFHIASDF89023HRUITRH9RJ8Ouih7ioh7890awrfth99weiujwhjoshit!!' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

C:\>Format Chairman's page!
<insert name here> does not have administrative privileges. Request blocked.

C:\>But I'm a fucking syssop! Check <insert name here> or something you bitch
I'm afraid I can't do that.

C:\>Fuck. Fuck. Fuck my mind is going i canfeelit
Goodbye, <insert name here>. It was nice having you.

C:\><insert name here> has unexpectedly logged off. Connection failure (code: 4x0017)

C:\>ttttt_