User:Cat the Colourful/UnBooks:The terrifying tale of Peter Rabbit
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Oh hi <insert name here>, nice that you came to our nice little "Catholic Story Reading Lesson"!
What we should read this day? Bible? The holy bible? The adventures of Jesus Christ?
This book? It`s up to you, my friend.
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Oh. You chose that one. Are you really sure? Because that, The horrifying tale of Peter Rabbit, is absolutely horrifying and...
Really? Okay, okay, I were just warning. Let`s read that book if you then really want it.
Well, should we open it?