User:Bob Fleming

Hello there. Bob Fleming here. *cough* Excuse me. Today we're going to talk about editing the *cough* uncyclopedia. *cough* *hack* But before that, here's some information about me.

• Location: F*cough*land
• Occupat*cough*er
• Favourite hobbies: wa*cough*ng badger*cough*
  I'm terribly sorry. *cough cough* *hack* *cough*

• cough cough* *hack* *cough* *cough* *hack*

I think I'll have to stop here. I seem to be having a bit of a tickle down my throat. *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack*
What a shame. This was going so well. *cough* *hack*

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This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	MS 2 This user speaks their mind at an intermediate level. They believe opinions are like assholes. MS 2
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense	This user is a Mad Scientist.	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

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