User:Axyl
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“This guy is a fucking noob”
Welcome to my Uncyclopedia page. In case you haven't noticed, I am a complete noob that has no idea as to what I am doing here. Although, as the internet is comparable to a vast wasteland of dry sand. Uncyclopedia comes as a lush oasis filled with AIDS.
About me[edit | edit source]
There really is not much to know. I work 9-6 on the weekdays and spend vast amounts of time browsing the internet instead of doing my job. On the weekends I go out to dinner and movies with my girlfriend while she talks nonstop about how we should lose weight (I suggested not eating out and not seeing movies). In my free time I play video games and Warhammer 40k.
Stuff that's done[edit | edit source]
Nothin'
Stuff I am working on[edit | edit source]
Stuff I intend to work on[edit | edit source]
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