User:Atomic Disturbance/Awards

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So you think you're cool? Yes? Maybe you aren't!

Regardless, this little Pascal program will check your 'cool' status:

program Cool;
var
cool : boolean;
begin
if <insert name here> has one of AtomD's Prizes then
his/her cool := TRUE
else, s/he sucks.
end.

So There

Anyway, here are the prizes that I can offer you.[edit | edit source]

A Random Subatomic Particle[edit | edit source]

AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.

This I can give you for a various reasons. Maybe I just feel like it. Regardless, please do cherish it.

A Quark[edit | edit source]

AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
QUARK.
Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...

In essence the same as the RSP, but with one difference... It is reserved for admins only. Because users don't deserve quarks.

Psst... you get quarks with your RSP, if you didn't know.

The Icon Of LOL[edit | edit source]

AtomIconoflol.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person
THE ICON OF LOL....
Because he found one of their IRC comments to be comical.

You said something so funny on IRC that I laughed!

This prize is specifically for people who made me laugh really, excessively loud on IRC.

You might say : "Hey AtomD, why not just say 'LOL'?"

To be frank, I think that's rather insensitive of you.