User:Asema/tbg/murder

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 Blood-Soaked Pathway <insert name here> Three Branch Game

See, if we were any other Uncyclopedian text adventure, this guy would kill you. But no. He's just a peasant, right?


Right. You slay him where he stands with lethal skill, his blood spilling onto the cold, hard ground below. With this accomplished, you can take his quilted doublet, which grants you +1 to resist cold weather, and continue on...