User:Arotenbe/RIAA Form 3288A

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RIAA FORM 3288A - LAWSUIT APPLICATION REQUEST
NOT FOR EXTERNAL REDISTRIBUTION. VIOLATORS WILL BE PUNISHED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.


Name of target: _______________________ City: ___________________ State: ___

District: _____________________ Home address: __________________________________

Social Security #: __________________ Favorite ice cream flavor: _______________________

Annual income (0 if child or dead): $_______________


Is target available to appear in court?: [ ] Yes [ ] Don't we win if they don't show up?

Does target have poor legal defense?: [ ] Yes [ ] Who cares, let's sue 'em anyway!

Does target have a history of pirating music?: [ ] Yes [ ] Yes [ ] Yes

Does evidence exist?: [ ] Yes [ ] Yes, but we planted it [ ] Does it matter?







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