User:Alula/The Mines Incorporated
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The Mines Incorporated is a completely ethical organisation that would very much like to encourage your children to begin the process of yearning. The easy three-step process of yearning is described below:
Step 1: A healthy respect for pickaxes.
Step 2: Frequent tours of facilities owned by The Mines Incorporated.
Step 3: A forceful shove into the mining industry with no consideration for any medical concerns.
And there you have it, a child who yearns for the mines!
The Mines Incorporated prides itself on a 100% accident-free record. Our secret of how we achieve this is by deleting the word "accident". In our heads, "accidents" don't exist. Therefore, accusations of accidents after that one guy fell down the mineshaft are rendered completely null and void, as we don't believe in the pessimistic concept of the accident.