Our righteous leader has been overthrown by Møqasÿn Rein and his group of ragtags in Muohkasen, claiming that he is an usurper to the throne! We, the Front for National Moccasinian Liberation, cannot let this stand. But we can't fight them on our own, which is why we're calling for as many Moccasinians, both internal and abroad, to sign up for our army! Together we can bring peace to the Moccasinian Plateau, and snuff out the traitors! Death to Møqasÿn Rein! Long live Mokkááwŝen and his most loyal disciple Móckasiin!