User:Alula/AMD
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Advanced Micro Devices is a semiconductor technology company headquartered in Santa Clara, California. They make chips. Potato chips are very nice. They taste salty. Salt is a mineral. Mineral water is really expensive. I like mineral water. I is a letter, but also a word. Words are nice. Nice is very subjective. The subject of a sentence is whatever is acted upon in the cluster of words. A cluster is a grouping. Groupings are used to categorize and condense information. Condensed milk is very sweet and made of regular cow's milk. A cow is a bovine creature whose source of energy is grass. Grass is green. Green is a hue created from mixing blue and yellow. Blue and yellow are primary colors. Primary school is another name for elementary school. "Elementary, my dear Watson." is a famous quote by Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is a private detective who is famous for his deerstalker cap. A deer is an animal with horns. A horn is a landform which is similar to a peninsula. An Iberian Peninsulan state is Spain. Spanish conquistadors evangelized in South America. South America is a continent which hosts the Amazon Rainforest. Amazon is a company founded by Jeff Bezos. A satirical parody of Jeff Bezos's name is "Bezos I" by Bo Burnham. Bo Burnham sang "Welcome to the Internet". The Internet is a series of tubes. A type of tuber is a potato. Uncyclopedia's logo is a potato. Uncyclopedia has a parody called Wikipedia. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. Encyclopedias have volumes. Volume is measured in decibels. Decibels were named after Alexander Graham Bell. Alexander Graham Bell made the telephone. Telephones make phone calls. Call Me Maybe is a song. Song of Songs is a book in the Bible. The Bible was originally in Hebrew and Greek. Baklava is a Greek food. Food is necessary for life. Life is short. An inch is a short length. Inchworms are actually moths. Moths are attracted to light. Light Yagami is from an anime. Anime is from Japan. Japan is an island. Islands are in the ocean. The ocean has fish. "FISH!!!" is something Alula from the video game OneShot says. An alula is a part of a bird. Birds have feathers. Feathers were used to make pens. A pen can hold pigs. Pigs are bacon. Bacon is epic. Epic Games made Fortnite. A fortnight is two weeks. Weak is the opposite of strong. Strong Bad wears boxing gloves. Boxing gloves are obviously for boxing. Boxing Day is in December. December 2012 was the end of the world. The world has magnetic poles. Poles are people from Poland. Poland has red on its flag. You read this article.