User:5tr4
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
Z2 |
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
Z3 |
This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
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Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.
Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.
> look
Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.
- *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***
Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
{{zork2died}
- *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***
Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:5tr4/Zork A page I made.
Gullible |
This user is really gullible! |
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This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud! |
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