User:5tr4

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

NZ3

This user won New Zork III and got his/her name on the highscore list.

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z3

This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

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*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***

Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN):

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 2? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***

Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:5tr4/Zork A page I made.

eat cheesecake

Gullible

This user is really gullible!

10

This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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User:5tr4

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