User:5tr4

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

NZ3

This user won New Zork III and got his/her name on the highscore list.

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Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

banana

Z

This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z

Z3

This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z3

83

*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***

Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN):

• ACCOUNT
• BROTHER
• SHUTDOWN

*** You've been Grue'd ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 2? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

• restart
• restore
• quit

*** Y0u'v3 b33n pwnt ***

W0u1d y0u 1ik3 2 r3st4r7z0r, r3st0rt or qu17z? (7yp3 R3ST4RTZ0R, R3ST0RT, 0r QU17Z):

• restart
• restore
• quit

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:5tr4/Zork A page I made.

• eat cheesecake

Gullible

This user is really gullible!

Gullible

10

This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!

10

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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