Creating User:129.133.147.85

Before you create your article, please read over the dot points below. Bold points are super important:

• It is recommended that, if this is your first article, you read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide to get an idea of what funny is.
• Do not create any of the following: Vanity articles, attack articles or anything else about people that are not significant. Doing this will result in a Bollocking.
• You should have a basic grasp of how to format an article.
• If the article has been recently deleted, contact an admin and ask for a copy back.
• Make sure you have fun writing for Uncyclopedia and make something truly funny!