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| Nationality | German |
| Occupation | Generalfeldmarschall |
| Years active | 1911-1944 |
| Employer | Adolf Hitler |
| Organization | Wehrmacht |
| Title | Warhero, hens thief |
| Political party | Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei |
| Criminal charge | Accused for stealing and eating the hens of a Bavarian farmer. |
| Criminal penalty | If caught, to be worn by the farmer's wife like a scarf. |
| Spouse(s) | Sarah Foxy (sorry user:MarceloRenard2) |
| Call-sign | Barking, howling |
| Awards | Tons of medals |
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Erwin the Desert Fox was a German Field Marshal during World War II.
Already in his early childhood it became clear that little Erwin would grow up to be a tactical genius equal to Yoda.