Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/June 4

It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..

Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta!

Reporter: Do you speak English?

Egyptian: Berfect!

Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you?

Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress!

Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for--

Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man.

Reporter: (looking baffled) Name?

Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo.

Reporter: Sex?

Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...)