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A bidet (US /bɨˈdeɪ/ or UK /ˈbiːdeɪ/) is not quite a toilet, and not quite a sink, but a third mid-way bathroom-based porcelain structure intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus.
The majority of the populace are slightly intimidated in the presence of a bidet, and typically use them for washing feet, or as misidentified toilets. (Full article...)