Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/July 22

Geocaching is an outdoor adventure and treasure-hunting game in which the participants utilize multi-billion dollar military navigational tools to identify valuable land, then leverage national tactics of force, covert ops, biological warfare, and/or other military techniques to obtain the land from the owners (called "geocache" or "cold dirt cache") somewhere else in the world. A typical geocache is collected in a specific, defensible, region that is of value, then it is flipped for cash later in a sale to the highest bidder. (Full article...)