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{{nicequote|This is one small step for a [[gentleman]], rather too much for working class types, I fear.|Commodore Terrence Lambert-Simnel|style=inline}}

With these words Commodore Terrence Lambert-Simnel (RN retired) became the '''[[British Moon-landing|first man to set foot on the moon]]'''. Moments later Group Captain Perkin  "Tubby"  Warbeck  planted the [[Union Jack]] in the moon-dust and claimed [[Earth]]'s only natural satellite for [[England]], for [[Queen Elizabeth|King George]] and for [[tax]]-purposes. Flight Lieutenant Gerald "Stinky" Rawlings stood to attention and saluted through tear-stained eyes from the confines of the command module  "Heart of Oak", unable to take part in the actual landing due to a grammar school [[education]].

The [[story]] of how these two brave [[men]] and their [[batman]] came to be 400,000 kilometres from the nearest [[tea]]-shop is one of the most inspiring and yet little known tales in modern [[history]]. ('''[[British Moon-landing|Full article...]]''')