Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 26

'Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house
Was an orgy of presents, worth more than... the house;
The Xbox was stuffed up the chimney with care,
For fear that the repo-man soon would be there;
My mind, it was pondering, while laying in bed,
A vision of bankruptcy danced in my head;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just barely survived this consumerist trap,
When out in the yard there arose such a clatter,
I fell out of the bed; several ribs did I shatter. (Full article...)